All The Best Mayors (Smoke That Crack Cocaine)

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An ode to politicians everywhere, especially Mayors of Toronto.

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Well I was up there on Spadina, looking for vagina
I wasn't having luck, but I get by
I was hiding in the shrubs with my friends J-Roc and Bubs
Waiting for the mayor to arrive
Why that little Bobby Ford, he's got a Molson Muscle
Bigger than the Calgary Stampede
He was in a drunken stupor
He was swearing like a trooper
He said, "boys I got everything we need..."

Cuz all the best mayors smoke that crack cocaine
It puts courage in their hearts
It puts power in their brains
And the unrelenting media will not forget their names
All for that love of crack cocaine

Well we went down to the Rivoli
Where he threatened us individually
He said he'd gouge our eyes out with his thumbs
Said it may be what we're hittin'
Or just the way I'm sittin'
But sure as fuck my pecker's getting' numb
Marion Barry came by shortly
And passed us each a 40
That he'd smuggled in from Washington DC
Up to Jarvis we must go to get ourselves some hos
Then let's hit the clubs and trip on ecstasy...

Cuz all the best mayors smoke that crack cocaine... etc...

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from All The Best Mayors (Smoke That Crack Cocaine), track released April 1, 2014
Dave Shameless: Guitars and Vocals
"Big" Pete Naked: Guitars and Vocals
El Rocker: Bass
Agro Skins: Drums

written by Dave Shameless ©2014 Standard Deviation Music (ASCAP)

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Naked & Shameless Los Angeles, California

Naked & Shameless were originally formed through a love of roots music, punk rock, performance art, and general strangeness. They continue to both embrace and parody rock culture at its American roots through relocations and personnel changes. They are now based in Los Angeles. ... more

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